I Want To Be Your Bowie-Friend

  If 60 is the new 40, then David Bowie is easily still cruising around 29. With his new album, The Next Day, releasing today, the question on a lot of peoples lips is “How does this 66 year old dude still remain relevant?” More importantly, how does this enigma continue to be so damn [...]

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Grammy Valentines Day!

Hey ladies! Want in a little secret? We men hate Valentines Day. Because really, it’s not a day of celebrating our love. It’s just another pressure filled occasion that we men screw up 75% of the time. Because lets face it, in our testosterone infused brains of rationale, we’re still getting over the recent sticker [...]

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Your Christmas Check-Off List

*This is re-post from four weeks ago that was published on Tumblr* Come on people, it’s freakin crazy this time of year. Not only are we expected to punch in the time clock 40+ hours per week, but we’ve got kids, who are already armed to the teeth with every gadget known to man, screaming [...]

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Christmas Specials You Should Avoid This Year

It’s time again for all the networks, cable channels and record labels to release an unrelenting onslaught of holiday specials.  Like a binge drinker whose been waiting in a line a mile long to relieve himself, the industry has been eagerly waiting for Thanksgiving to get the hell out of the way so they can [...]

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Embracing The Rails

The railway system was created to bring worlds closer together. Due in no small part to all those poor sweaty Chinamen wearing little black hats and braided ponytails who broke their backs to ensure that all us talc smelling, waxed mustachioed gents could travel in style (who said watching all those hours of black and [...]

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Kickin Thanks and Takin Names

It’s time to crack open that wallet of thanks and start doling out your wads o’ gratitude for another year of blessings gone by. Yet year after year we endure the same old recycled tripe claim to be thankful for. While someones rattling on about being thankful for some recent successful bunion removal, the rest [...]

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Here She Is…Miss America President!

  I think it’s rather pathetic and demoralizing watching two grown men bounce all over the country, bad mouthing each another, throwing away millions upon millions of dollars that could best be spent on more noble causes such as feeding the hungry, helping the homeless, opening In N Out Burger franchises in Tennessee and insuring [...]

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Coming Out Of Your Halloween Closet (Revisited & Revised)

364 days a year we parade around masquerading as adults pretending to be in control of our careers and personal lives. Every morning dragging our sorry butts to the bathroom mirror, staring and mumbling at the face looking back at us. After a quick round of “Rock, Paper, Scissors” of which our reflection always seems [...]

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Comedy Gold…GOLD I TELL YA!!

I’m sure you’ve all come the same conclusion that I have, that humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. We all don’t speak the same laugh language. One mans comedy is another mans visit to the proctologist. (don’t ask me where that came from, I just pulled it out of my butt…ZING!!) [...]

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To Thine Own “Selfie” Be True

As the Presidential candidates debate over who’s five point plan will fix the current state we American’s find ourselves in, they won’t have to worry about point number six:  America’s Self Image!  All one needs to do is simply log in to their social media site of choice in order to be bombarded with a [...]

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