Opening Scene: (Sounds of birds chirping. camera moves slowly in showing Bret gazing at a photo of his mother) (cue close up then begin wavy blurry flashback segue) (fade in shot of Bret’s mom cradling him in her arms) Mom: (singing) “Bye, baby Bunting, Daddy’s gone a-hunting Gone to get a rabbit skin to wrap [...]
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33 Signs Your Mid-Life May Be In Crisis
So you’ve been cruising through life just fine. Sure there’s been a few bumps in the road, but that was to be expected. Besides, you’ve got your whole life ahead of you. Or so you thought. …then one day you wake up and realize your kids are starting to leave the nest. All your [...]
Pin ItThe Naked Truth About Men’s Fashion
Fashion. Just speaking the word causes many a man’s face to contort like he just ate a worm. Who can blame them really. Fashion trends are forever changing and elusive. Fashionista’s are constantly climbing over each in their quest to be the first to discover and wear the latest hot item before it [...]
Pin ItDick Clark: America’s DJ Who Rocked Our Lip Syncing World!
While I can’t say that I’m surprised at the passing of Dick Clark, I’m definitely mourning and reflecting. He began hosting American bandstand four years before I was born, and stopped when I got married in 1987. AB was a solid Saturday morning fixture in our household, much to the chagrin of my Country [...]
Pin ItWhen Facebook Met Instagram
I’ve always considered myself fiercely monogamous! Which is a nice trait if you happen to be married. It would also be supremely awesome with God… if I could actually stop, well…cheating on Him. See when I get into something, I dive in and engulf myself in everything it has to offer. [...]
Pin ItEnglebert’s Golden Easter Egg
Englebert Clakettywack was not the brightest of gents. He was not gifted in too many traits. He was rather plain in appearance and speech. Englebert was also very neglectful in his hygienic duties. So his body odor and bad breath made him an oddity and a lonely man in the community. Though this didn’t [...]
Pin ItI’m Way More Competitive Than You!
I’m pretty pathetic. I’m not sure what childhood trauma drives me towards trying to be numero uno at anything and everything that comes down the pike. (and where exactly is this “pike” suppose to be I don’t know, I only know that when I do find it I’m gonna come down it way faster [...]
Pin ItIt’s A Man’s World (shyea, as if!)
I really question the guy who came up with the line: “It’s a man’s world”. What world does this man live in. I’m guessing it was either some camo wearing single man who lives somewhere in the middle of Montana. Most likely in a tent with his massive gun collection that he likes to [...]
Pin ItMentoring Is For The Dogs!
Every Friday morning for the past several weeks I’ve been meeting with a group of men. We meet at 6:00am which means I have to be up way before the “butt-crack” of dawn (I love that visual), which means I’m suppose to drag myself out of bed by 4:00am, but only after I subject my [...]
Pin ItDavy-ana Jones and the Tiger Beat Temple Of Doom!
2012 has been a busy month for Hollywood’s Grim Reaper (who, by the way prefers to go by “The Grimster”), practically one per week, causing worldwide pandemonium as people flee their homes to rush out and buy up every copy of People magazine and The Farmers Almanac trying to predict who might be next. Whitney [...]
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